While I agree with most, if not all, of these undateable guys I absolutely had more to add. So, like the American Twenty Nothings post, I solemly swear that I will NEVER date a guy who:
- Is shorter than me. I'm don't need to feel like an ogre. Just walk away.
- Drinks girly drinks. Unless your Winston off New Girl, note the picture, you can NOT pull of that drink. Sorry, order a beer.
- Says “bra”, meaning bro but obviously thinks it sounds cooler. It does not.
- Doesn't like The Walking Dead. YOU SUCK!
- Doesn’t understand that if I’m given 3 hours to get ready I will take all of those 3 hours. Same goes if I only have 1 hour. Don’t rush me. Obviously I want people to see my natural beauty.
- Thinks my love for Candy Crush is an addiction. It is not. I just want to beat everyone else in the world then I’ll stop.
- Posts mirror selfies of your “big strong muscles” all over social media. Congrats dude, you’re a d-bag
- Likes Britney Spears more than me. But, this trait could make us best friends forever!
- Likes the Biebs. He’s a brat and if you listen to him, so are you.
- Doesn’t like my friends. They’re my soul mates so get use to them!